I knew a kid in like kindergarten named Grady and he had a twin sister. Who I just referred to as Grady two. Or lady Grady. And they disappeared for a while. Me and Grady were friends before that, but lady Grady hated me. And then there was a party in like seventh grade and they both showed up, and Grady beelined for me and gave me a big ass hug and said how much he missed me. Lady Grady just stood there, still angry, and still looking identical to Grady.
college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well
The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website
people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME
the best thing ive ever seen during a walk was when i passed by this small business building and a guy in a suit came out and snuck up behind a bird in the parking lot and then jumped and screamed “WHAAAAADDDDYA AT, JERKBAG???” and then laughed as it flew away