teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

unperceptible:

do you ever just clench your buttcheeks to the beat of a song

(Source: drateeny)

“ You can’t just make me different and then leave. ”

Looking for Alaska, John Green (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: survivinginsanity)

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

Maybe possibly had a minor breakdown in the dark about half an hour ago hugging Boo because my parents are selling the house I grew up in, and Boo, my cat (and very first pet) is dying. And I don’t quite know how to handle this all at once, and it’s stressing me out a lot. But I don’t want to say anything to my parents because they’re already super stressed. And my boyfriend works a lot and I barely get to talk to him when I’m out of town. So I haven’t had a chance to talk to him. There’s just so much change at once and I get that that’s life and whatever but that doesn’t change the fact that it hurts. And I’m a mess inside right now. But I’m trying to act happy so my parents are happy.

All about that big boy life. 👌#bobs #bobsbigboy #classic #1950s #diner #landmark #historical #food #sogood #burgers #sodas #sohappy  (at Bob’s Big Boy)

All about that big boy life. 👌#bobs #bobsbigboy #classic #1950s #diner #landmark #historical #food #sogood #burgers #sodas #sohappy (at Bob’s Big Boy)

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🐦 #crows #birds #tree #sky #weird #lame #dumbvideo #bored (at Bob’s Big Boy)

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melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO